Want It? You Better Work, Bitch

I was working out at the gym the other night when Britney Spears’ ‘Work Bitch’ played on a Songza playlist. I always found the song to be catchy but as I generally don’t listen to song lyrics, all this time I never really paid attention to what it was she was saying. Upon closer inspection, I realized how insightful Britney really is. The Princess of Pop is not only a bossy gal, but she’s one bossy bitch.

Britney: “You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti? You want a Maserati?”
Me: Why, yes, I would like all of those things.
Britney: “You better work, bitch.”

Britney: “You want a Lamborghini? Sippin' martinis? Look hot in a bikini?”
Me: All of those!
Britney: “You better work, bitch.”

Britney: “You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion? Party in France?
Me: Life goals.
Britney: “You better work, bitch. You better work, bitch. You better work, bitch. You better work, bitch. Now get to work, bitch!” 

Better get to work.

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